You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
two words...techno handjob
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Oh Jesus.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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