Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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