Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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