I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
