Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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