did you get engaged???
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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