glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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