just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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