I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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