I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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