like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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