good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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