What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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