Need sex. Gaining weight.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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