I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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