Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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