Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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