Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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