Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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