Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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