Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I know her cup size but not her name....
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