Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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