My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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