I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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