With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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