Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Found the puke drawer
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Randomize
