Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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