he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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