Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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