Duck Duck Cougar?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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