Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Panties = found
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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