I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
