when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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