Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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