she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
we should paint friendship bongs
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