Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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