i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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