once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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