My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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