I'm so fucking centered right now
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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