so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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