The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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