the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
