Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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