If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize