I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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