discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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