How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Randomize
