When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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