Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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