I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
