your parents love me but you hate me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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