Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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