Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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