I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
wow bdsm is so cute
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